May 2013
4 posts
5 tags
When someone tells me they've finished their...
And I’m still riding the struggle bus straight to hell,
nuggetsandpizza:
Allow me to remind you about...
May 2012
18 posts
when my friends are going to party at another...
I’m just like,
when someone asks to eat with me during exam...
I’m just like,
when a university day off lands on a day that I...
and I feel cheated out of my day off so I’m like,
when a classmate says they're taking the same...
I’m just like,
when someone tells me about their awesome summer...
and I’m just like
when someone says an assignment is due tomorrow...
I’m like
when I look at the clock and realize how much time...
I’m like
when someone brings up adderall or weed while I'm...
and I’m just like,
when my best friend and I see someone we know, but...
I’m just like,
trying to undress sexily
expectation:
reality:
when someone sees me outside and points out that I...
and I’m like,
when my professor lets us pick the day for the...
and the rest of us are like,
when my best friend and I heard about the new girl...
we were like,
finally eating after skipping a meal
with other people:
by myself:
when someone asks me if I did anything interesting...
and I’m like,
when I go to frat parties now
I’m like,
when I'm trying to make a witty come back, but I...
so I’m just like,
when the professor gives us multiple choice on the...
I’m just like,
when my professor is taking a really long time to...
I’m just like,
April 2012
80 posts
when I catch myself staring at someone while...
I’m just like,
when the internet suddenly went out without notice...
I’m like,
when I've failed making a potion on pottermore...
I’m like
when I find something I love, but they ran out...
I’m just like,
when I'm feeling extra bummy and someone...
“Your hair looks so good!”
and I’m like,
when my best friend and I find the legends of...
we’re like,
when I want to casually look at someone and...
I’m like,
when I put my phone down and can't find it a...
I’m just like,
when my best friend points out someone attractive...
and I want to be subtle, but I’m just like,
when random strangers on the street hit on me
I’m just like,
when my best friend and I pass someone attractive
as we’re passing, we’re like
after the person passed, we’re like,
when I use command + W to close a pop-up and it...
and I’m just like,
when my best friend is dictating my texts to my...
it’s like,
when someone tells me to calm down
I’m just like,
when my best friend and I are about to go out in...
I’m just like,
when I pass someone during a walk of shame
I’m like,
when I'm about to fall asleep and I suddenly...
I’m like,
when someone points out that I have work to do...
I’m just like,
after someone I don't recognize waves to me
I turn to my friends and I’m like,
when exams are coming up and I have to learn...
Midway, I’m just like,
when someone knocks on the suite door and I think...
I’m like
when birds wake me up with their noise at the...
I’m like,
when I see a cute guy and find out he has a sexy...
I’m like,
when I have a new crush
I’m just like
when everyone started making the same kind of...
I’m like
when I've done something funny and everyone starts...
I’m like
when a friend tries to bring up an embarrassing...
I’m like
