when I put my phone down and can’t find it a second later
I’m just like,
when my best friend points out someone attractive to look at
and I want to be subtle, but I’m just like,
when random strangers on the street hit on me
I’m just like,
when my best friend and I pass someone attractive
as we’re passing, we’re like
after the person passed, we’re like,
when I use command + W to close a pop-up and it closes the window I was actually using instead
and I’m just like,
when my best friend is dictating my texts to my crush because I don’t want to say anything stupid and I mess up anyway
it’s like,
when someone tells me to calm down
I’m just like,
when my best friend and I are about to go out in public after smoking
I’m just like,
when I pass someone during a walk of shame
I’m like,
when I’m about to fall asleep and I suddenly realize I have work I need to do for tomorrow
I’m like,